Helena: "My cousin loves eating chicken butt. When I was younger, I thought he was weird because of it and wouldn't play with him."

Brian: "China. America. There's a reason it's called, 'The other side of the world.'"

Bruce: "Why are we meeting at Alison's apartment! I miss your apartment."

"What? Why do you miss my apartment?"

"Because we are best friends, I mean that zombies, and cute bugs."

Donna: "It was my birthday a few days ago."

"What! Donna! Why didn't you tell me?"

"Oh, it's ok. I forgot it was my birthday."

"How do you forget your own birthday?"

"Well, in China, everyone has two birthdays, so sometimes it gets confusing, and I don't pay attention enough to lunar calendars, so..."

Ray: "No, I really was born in 1990. Believe me!"

"Let's see your ID."

"Oh, well that won't help much. My ID says I was born in 1989. All of my information is wrong. I have an older sister; I'm the second child. So, my parents lied about my information. By the time the government caught on, I was too old for them to do anything. But my records will always be wrong."

"So, it's like you have a fake ID."

"Oh, the ID is real. The information is fake."

Bruce: {Upon eating pasta for the first time} "Oh, we have this in China too. But we eat it for dessert."

"Wait, is that-no, that's not your phone. What are you doing?"

Wilson: "I am warming the can. My girlfriend likes her milk to be warm."

"And this is the way you chose to warm milk up?"

"Yep."