Bruce: "For a part of my driver's test, you have to park a car on a hill. The first time, I failed. I rolled backward. The second time, I failed. I rolled backward. I was so mad, and so embarrassed, so I told myself I would pass this third time. I must! So, I tried a third time, and I was so excited because I hadn't rolled backward yet. Then my car door just popped open! I was so freaked out I forgot what I was doing... and rolled backward. Ugh."

"Kevin! Go speak Japanese with the Japanese teacher since none of her students came tonight."

Kevin: "What? All the Japanese I know is 'Sawadika.'"

"Uh, you know that's Thai right...?"

Kevin: "See? Exactly. My Japanese is terrible."

Ray: "No, I haven't caught any fish. Today, I am just here to feed the fish, I think."

Helena: "My cousin loves eating chicken butt. When I was younger, I thought he was weird because of it and wouldn't play with him."

Brian: "China. America. There's a reason it's called, 'The other side of the world.'"

Bruce: "Why are we meeting at Alison's apartment! I miss your apartment."

"What? Why do you miss my apartment?"

"Because we are best friends, I mean that zombies, and cute bugs."

Donna: "It was my birthday a few days ago."

"What! Donna! Why didn't you tell me?"

"Oh, it's ok. I forgot it was my birthday."

"How do you forget your own birthday?"

"Well, in China, everyone has two birthdays, so sometimes it gets confusing, and I don't pay attention enough to lunar calendars, so..."