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Monday, September 22, 2014


Ray: "Chinese love peace. That's why we have chopsticks. Forks and knives are violent."

Me: "But, if I stab you in the ear with a chopstick, you will die."

Alison: "Why not in the eye?"

Ray: "Because my eyes are too small for you to get that in my eye."

{Asian jokes!}


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