Bruce: "For a part of my driver's test, you have to park a car on a hill. The first time, I failed. I rolled backward. The second time, I failed. I rolled backward. I was so mad, and so embarrassed, so I told myself I would pass this third time. I must! So, I tried a third time, and I was so excited because I hadn't rolled backward yet. Then my car door just popped open! I was so freaked out I forgot what I was doing... and rolled backward. Ugh."

"Kevin! Go speak Japanese with the Japanese teacher since none of her students came tonight."

Kevin: "What? All the Japanese I know is 'Sawadika.'"

"Uh, you know that's Thai right...?"

Kevin: "See? Exactly. My Japanese is terrible."