Tony: "You know we eat everything in Guangdong! There's one snack that has snake, cockroaches, and . . . something else all blended together. Then you drink it."
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Chandler: "What's the name of this fruit again? Apple pie?"
{Hysterical laughter}
Chandler: "Pineapple. It's pineapple, isn't it. Not apple pie . . . "
Wilson: "I hate Japan, but I don't know why. I think Chinese schools washed my brain."
Shepard: "Everyone says it's too dangerous to travel to XinJiang because of all the terrorism."
Me: "So, is it more dangerous for foreigners to travel there, or do they only target Chinese?"
Shepard: "They don't care if you're foreign. Everyone has equal opportunity to die in XinJiang."
Shepard: "I can speak English, I can talk to you today because I'm a failure. Failure is the mother of success."
