Samuel: "One time, when I was really young, I scored a 80% on a math test, and my teacher made me take it home for my mom to sign. I was so ashamed, so humiliated, I couldn't show her the paper and I forged her signature."

"Wait. Did you say 80%? Like, '8' '0'?"

"Yeah. I was so ashamed, and my teacher was so disappointed with me. Everyone else had at 90%. I was pretty proud of how accurate the signature was though. I would have gotten away with it, had she not found the paper later."